slavorchuk
noun, adjective, verb.
definition: miserable, humiliating failure, or one who performs such a feat. a general insult that can be applied to a variety of stupid things. those who earn this attribution are usually slow to react, gullible, and pr-ne to making incoherent grunting noises while drooling.
-a guy is in a hurry and walks into a sliding gl-ss door.-
guy #2: ow dude you that was really slavorchuk of you.
-everyone is lying down on the gr-ss at track practice, we’re about to do a race thing-
me: wait are we supposed to crawl to the finish line?
matt: yeah, you’ll know when you see how it’s done.
me: ok.
coach: go!
-i start crawling while everyone else gets up and runs.-
matt: ha ha what a slavorchuk.
me: …
b-st-rd.
guy 1: “dude omg a shiny object”
guy 2: “….. godd-mn slavorchuk”
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