sleep drunk
the state of being when you are so tired to have lowered inhibitions and thought processes due to lack of sleep. very similar to being drunk.
“i pulled an all-nighter last night and had to run straight to cl-ss, i stumbled in so sleep drunk that i’m worried what i said aloud during discussion”
sleep drunk: the act of being so sleep deprived that you act as though intoxicated
man i was so sleep drunk last night i said some things i shouldn’t have
this is the point where you are so tired you talk out of your head and every thing is funny. just like being drunk except for underage kids
omg! you were so sleep drunk last night, i swear you told me you kicked you cat and you laughed
the state of mind in which a person, who due to lack of sleep, appears to have become heavily intoxicated. often -ssociated with inability to move body parts, laughing maniacally at idiotically simple actions or objects, incredible randomness, and revealing secrets that normally would not be brought up in conversation. often for good reason.
ted, in this situation, is experiencing sleepdrunk of the fourth degree.(1-5)
jeff: hey ted.
ted: hey jeff. haha. jefffff. je-ffff jefffffff jeeeeeffffffff! jeeeffeeee! ask jeeves!!! he knows! he knows everything! but nooooo! erbody’s like, “if it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg an a half, how many flapjacks can fit on a doghouse?” and the other guy’s like, “i don’t know, google it.” d-mn you google! you monopolistic son of a b-tch! have you no soul?!?! only you can start as a noun and end up a verb! aghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
jeff: ….um….dude……
…….jeeves sucks.
ted: sucks. haha. socks. wanna know a funny word?
jeff: sure…is it socks..?
ted: no! it’s socks.
jeff: okay…ted you really nee-
ted: moist.
the state of the mind and body after being sleep deprived. has similar symptoms to being drunk such as forgetfulness, laughing at things that aren’t really that funny, and irritability.
after i only got two hours of sleep, i went into work completely sleep drunk. i was in a mild daze for the entire morning.
when a person is intoxicated with sleep and has no idea what they are saying or doing. its a lot like being intoxicated with alcohol but its replaced with sleep.
harry potter was so sleep drunk that he gave hermione a good night kiss instead of ginny.
when you’re woken up from a nap and your mental state of confusion resembles that of a drunken state.
when that crazy b-tch tried to crawl into bed with me, i was too sleep drunk to say no.
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