Sloppy Almond
a s-xual move perfected by tibetan monks at the turn of the century. the almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.
the move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.
you know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the “experience.”
that chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the sloppy almond. instead i slipped her the filthy cashew.
a s-xual act that involves going b-lls deep into your partners -ss andj-zzing before pulling out. upon removal the girl will then proceed to use her tongue to scr-pe up any remaining splooge or p–p that coats the ball sack. it gets its name from the shape that the ball sack takes on when fully submerged in the p–p-hole.
sk-nk: oh my g-d, what smells like sh-t?
wh-r-: sorry, i had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend’s during my lunch break. didn’t have time to brush my teeth.
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