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  urinating in a public, men’s bathroom that has more than one urinal and opting to, rather than use one urinal and stick to it, run the gauntlet and p-ss in all of the urinals in a continuous stream. usually performed while drunk, although sober attempts are acceptable. i got out of the movie and there […]

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