sleepwalk
sneaking out in the middle of the night, unbeknownst to your parents, and wondering around. usually involves walking on train tracks. also, almost always involves going to the local convenience store to buy food and drinks.
yo man, you wanna sleepwalk tonight? my parents are going to be p-ssed out drunk so they won’t hear me escape out the downstairs window.
something a little kid does. when they get up, they can find themselves having s-x with their dog, their sister, their mother… or worse, their gay s-x partner!
ugh… -awakens-
.. -blink blink-
where am i?
(you hear an “uhhhhh” from the man under you.)
(knowing you’re a man, you immediately get up and…)
i sleptwalk!?
man you are having s-x with: you had to sleepwalk and sleeps-x. keep going!
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