Slender Baby
when an infant, preferably 1-3 years, just stands there from a distance and watches you.
they will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.
my niece scares the cr-p out me when she just stands behind my door and watches me as i’m on the computer. she stands there in the shadows of my dim hallway quiet as f-ck and occasionally slowly opens my door, it only makes it worse that my nephew got into that sh-t too and they basically reenact the f-cking shining. i keep telling both of them to stop being a slender baby.
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