Slide Mania
slide mania is when someone is asked to produce a powerpoint presentation for a cl-ss/work presentaion and goes overboard with the number of slides they use, and end up having an embarsssingly long presentation…
sally: “do you remember samantha’s civil rights presentation?”
lisa: “jeez, of course i do: talk about a case of slide mania!”
sally: “yea, i still haven’t fully woken up from it…”
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