slippery torpedo
to achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.to start, a male has s-x with a female (or male if you’re into that sh-t) until she (he) starts panting or stops. this is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. the man tells her (him) he can’t find his shirt as she (he) bends over. and with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming “slippery torpedo”, enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. when he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the -ss.
jason: are you kidding me? i didn’t really lose my shirt, i just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.
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