slipping jimmy
the fake fall in front of a car
employee: i have been using a wheelie-walker for five months, and i keep being promised a ramp will be installed
boss: oh, it’s not in this year’s budget
employee: failing that, i’ll be doing a “slipping jimmy”. i did actually fall a over at home negotiating the bathroom. can’t really sue myself, alas.
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