slizznatch
(noun) a cold slimy v-g-n-
(noun) a b-tchy sl-t with a frosty sludge filled (most likely diseased) sn-tch
you know that b-tch, diana? my homie f-cked that sl-t the other night. she’s got a giant slizznatch. he said he slipped right in but his d-ck got frost bite from the cold.
man, diana is such a slizznatch. she slept with three of my friends and they all said their d-cks shriveled up upon entry. all three of them had chlamydia shortly after f-cking her. then to cover up her embarr-ssment she told everyone they had tiny d-cks.
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