slockwood


term originating from m-ssachussetts for someone (usually female) who is characterized by uncommon saintly behavior but with horrible judgment in people
also any highly desirable person by people of the opposite and same s-x.
nice to everyone just because he or she is such a goddam saint but also extremely confusing and complicated.
ugly short guy: will you go out with me?
slockwood: sure you seem nice!
ugly short guy: no i’m not but okay let’s do it now

nerdy dude: i love slockwoods they’re so intelligent
jocky dude: so do i that slockwood over there has an athletic build and she’s mad funny!
drug guy: yea man slockwoods so chill and universal… yahknow?
lesbian/gay personl: i wish he/she were bi mmm so pretty
guy with boyfriend: i wish my girl was a slockwood.
reject: i love that slockwood she’s the only one who understands or talks to me
ex boyfriend: she’s such a slockwood, sh ruined my life i wish i were better hung too
suicidal people: what a slockwood. he/she is so great to talk to when things are hard
everyone: <3

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