when you stretch a woman’s bunghole pretty wide, and take a sh-t in her -ss, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. you then jam a b-ttplug in her -sshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.
she will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. this will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
l: dude i feel like a sloppy jalopy fartcake with my b-tch tonight.
c: sounds delightful.
is a song that burrows into your brain and you can’t get rid of it. the song version of an earwig. it is any song at all that doesn’t go away, it happens with certain songs more than others, and is usually used in an ipod commercial. cl-ssic examples of a songwig: tiny dancer by […]
a variant of ‘son’, synonym of ‘mate’,’lad’ etc. used to indicate a close friend, often someone younger/lower down than you, in a friendly context. common in informal south of england circles – especially related to football etc – possibly c-ckney, maybe even chav. “see you down the pub sonner!” “fair one sonner!” “two’s up on […]
to be confined in small area. he was squeze inside the mri cylinder.
- squat four plates
perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs. the largest free weight is 45 lbs. four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs. bro 1: bro, do you even lift? bro 2: bro, i squat four plates three times a week. greeks knew how people should want to be virtuous […]
- Squib load
a defective round of ammunition that lacks sufficient power to force the projectile out of the barrel of a firearm. indicators of a squib load may include: little to no recoil, g-sses directed back toward the shooter, or failure to cycle another round. if you experience a squib load, point your firearm in a safe […]