Sloppy Sandy
a sloppy sandy is a process that involves s-xual and non-s-xual events. steps in order:
1. man performs -n-l s-x and -j-c-l-t-s inside woman’s r-ct-m.
2. the man sucks his s-m-n out of the woman’s b-tthole.
3. man sucks j-zz out of woman’s -ss
4. man snowb-lls with the b-tt j-zz.
5. woman spits the s-m-n on to her p-ssy.
6. man vomits on her p-ssy.
7. man -j-c-l-t-s on her p-ssy again.
8. woman vomits on her own p-ssy.
9. man sprinkles rat t-rds on p-ssy
10. make sure the woman is menstrating
11. man eats out p-ssy
12. man makes out with woman with the sloppy substance on his face.
13. man shaves p-ssy and sloppy substance into a gl-ss bowl.
14. refrigerate
15. make quesedilla’s with sloppy sandy mix.
16. rinse and repeat
it took me an entire afternoon to perform a sloppy sandy on lauren.
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