sloth grip
the act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. the resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.
chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. he rocks the sloth grip all night long.
the firm, annoying, unrelenting, grip of an infatuated woman’s arm hooked around a guy’s; locked at the elbow.
friend a: dang, who’s that with the slothgrip on slim?
friend b: new girlfriend. she’s been hanging there all night.
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