Slow internet connection
slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. this disease is terribly annoying. our humblest apologies
boston, america
ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart……………….
15 minutes later
ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart………………….
winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?…………………….
15 minutes later
ronny: repeat what honey?
slow internet connection – epic fail 🙁
any page that takes longer than 5 seconds to load.
5 seconds: d-mn it this page isnt loading! -shut down- now you show up! stupid slow internet connection.
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