Slowbody


a combination of “slow” and “n-body”, referring to any person who demonstrates their worthlessness by walking or driving too slowly and getting in your way when you’re in a hurry.
i’m sorry i was late with your present, the shop was only open for another ten minutes and the place was packed with one slowbody after another.

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