Slowbro


the most chill of all pokemon.
i just evolved my slowpoke into a slowbro. he automatically learned attract and swagger and is now chill as f-ck.
aj zackowski is a stinky b-st-rd and an ice hockey stud
aj stop being such a f-cking slowbro
a bro that is slow

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where am i
is that dude r-t-rded? naw, he’s just a slowbro

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