slowcock


a person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.
laura is a right slowc-ck, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times….once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.

laura was slowc-cking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!

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