Slowest Common Denominator
the first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.
1st guy) why is this traffic moving so slow.
2nd guy) there’s a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
1st guy) he’s the slowest common denominator
the kid in cl-ss who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.
teacher 1) i hear you got tommy and linda in english cl-ss. i had them last year. they’re some really bright kids.
teacher 2) yeah, but i feel horrible. it’s d-mn near christmas and we still haven’t finished basic sentence structure because kyle still doesn’t understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per cl-ss that i’ve already answered.
teacher 1) that’s always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same cl-sses as the slowest common denominator.
teacher 2) yeah. i wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced cl-sses.
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