sluntagram
an email “dear jane” letter to your ho when you’ve discovered she has been slunting around on the side.
here is the sluntagram i sent to my former ho.
dear slunt:
it’s over – go get fingercuffed like the ho you are -i can’t believe i wasted any time on a nasty slunt like you.
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