Slurpee Mom
a woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of funyuns and a delicious blue slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an arabian fellow who strangely resembles apu from the simpsons to -ssist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.
“hey apu! i just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!”
“oh, i’m sorry about that. i forgot to clean up after that slurpee mom from this afternoon.”
“awww gross! i have afterbirth all over my new pants!”
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