slut king
king of the sl-ts. the man who outdoes them all and rules over sl-tdom. the sl-ttiest of them all.
after countless one night stands and juggling 4-10 women at once, the years grew colder and unloving. sl-t king dylan grew tired of his crown and retired it. but after dating a crazy woman for almost a year and breaking up with her, dylan set out to reclaim his throne and the world of sl-tdom!
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