slut rod


the form of birth control which is a small silicon rod inserted under the skin of the upper arm with an effectiveness rate of 99.9%. rod yields the holder the power to act as a ‘sl-t’ without the consequences of conception.
man: are you on birth control?
woman: don’t worry mate, i have a sl-t rod, do your worst!

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