slutified
when you been single for the first time in a long time and your trying to get a different mandingo every night of the week.
ashley: oh my goosh!!! jamie had over a tall black mandingo last night. she is a certified sl-tified!!!
friend: was he the same guy she had over last night
ashley: no girl! it’s been different mandingo over every night this week. she was even walking funny yesterday morning when she took penny for a stroll. now that’s a real certified sl-tified!!!
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