smacking cars
the action of taking any object (preferably solid like a snowball, baseball, hand full of nails) and launching them as hard and as fast as possible at a p-ssing car. do not do on major highways. the term “smacking” is derived from the loud boom created when the object smacks the car.
hey robbie i was smacking cars yesterday with a piece of firewood and it smashed the windshield. cops came fast like 5 minutes.
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