smallwood
a cool guy with a n-ble yet unfortunately ridiculed (especially during the middle school years) surname. this cool guy, mind you, kept a list of all of those punk–ss kids. warning: the dragon sleeps, but his slumber can be easily awakened…his wrath will be indescribable.
joe: hey, do you know smallwood?
jeff: yeah, he’s a cool cat!
a guy in your high school who wants to rule the world.
dude, your such a smallwood.
truly one of the worlds legends, a heroic figure currently residing in edinburgh (for the yanks amongst u, edinburgh is the capital of scotland, and no scotland is not a part of england, its a separate country!).
person 1: hey, who’s that hero over there?
person 2: u serious?
person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!
person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time
crowd: {collective sigh in awe}
a term used to describe when a male has a small p-n-s.
girl #1: i had s-x with john last night
girl #2: how was it?
girl #1: horrible, he has a small wood!
a man with an exceptionally undersized p-n-s
i need something bigger than that smallwood that you are packing
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