when your smartphone suddenly dies and you call tech support and they ship you a new battery. it takes 3 days to get there and when you put it in your phone still doesn’t work and you have to wait 3 more days. you can’t put up with it anymore so you go buy a ‘go’ phone just to be able to talk.
sorry i didn’t get back with you, i was busy going through smartphone withdrawals so i caved in and got me a pre-paid phone while i wait.
smash bros. fanatics who play and focus on only super smash bros. don’t even play any other nintendo games. as a result, they know nothing about any of the series represented in there, nor do they care about them. smashtard: oh man, wario, marth, ike, and captain falcon kick so much -ss in this game! […]
smeevil is an evil boy ‘i hate you! you smeevil’
- Smircle Jerk
a group of men standing in a circle masterbating much like “circle jerk” however with this version each partic-p-nt must be holding a half smile or a smirk to make things even more enjoyable. that guy over there is lookin at me like he wants to have a quick smircle jerk, creepy
a rap group containing rappers with unmistakable swag and some of the illest flow that keep booties shaken and rumps roastin’ all over the country “that new smirkface track sure is bangin’!
to go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can’t smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them. smoking + flirting g-ddammit, silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting. the act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub met this dope chick […]