Smash Flu


when you say that you have the flu and stay home from school or work just to play super smash bros brawl. it is usually the reason for most people to stay home.
“mom can i stay home today i think i’ve got the flu or somthing” said jake the snake

“of course, you can do anything you want sweety” said the snake’s mom

“yessss now i can smash all day, good thing for the smash flu” thought jake in his head as his mom walked away

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