Smashing eggs
the act of two males either:
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their b-lls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) m-st-rb-t- while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. causing their hanging t-st-cl-s to knock together mid-stroke.
codi: man i couldn’t get a wink of sleep last night!
joe: sh-tty, how come?
codi: oh nick and craig were smashing eggs so hard last night i thought they had a live audience in the other room…f-ckin’ dirty deeds bro.
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