Smelony


the act of emitting a foul or raunchy odor from one’s nether region that is so offensive to the smelling sense of another, it should be cl-ssified by law as a felony.
“my co-worker was in the cafeteria earlier today eating a burrito then came by my cubicle later on and committed a smelony. he should be arrested!!”

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