smilk


strawberry milk.
“hold on, i need to grab some smilk before i go to bed.”
smokey milk breath, usually resulting from the consumption of cereal & milk followed by a cigarette prior to brushing one’s teeth. not considered to be a complement.
i’m not kissing that, you’ve got smilk breath.
when you laugh so hard that milk (or any other foreign liquid) shoots out your nose.
h: “the new girl smells like ape.”

g: “dude, i just smilked my soda all over the table!”
can be used for anything, in a positive manner.
“today is a pretty smilkin’ day!”
“you’re looking pretty smilk today”
“this test is definitely not smilk.”
a word used for any cuss word.
person 1: i smilkin’ love you!!!
person 2: go the smilk away ann!!
sniffing a carton, finding it iffy, but drinking from it anyway
i smilk, therefore i am.

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