Smitches
a group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. if one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. these people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. smoking b-tches
craig – where did jeremy go?
shane – motherf-cker is out smoking with all his smitches again.
craig – that son of a b-tch tossed one of his b-tts in my trash can, lets go beat the sh-t out of the smitches.
smitch; noun: to be in the state of smitch. similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. a term originating in the sf bay area. as a side note: “yee!”
“smitchin”:
person 1: hey, what’s good mayne?
person 2: oh you already know, i stay smitchin’.
“smitchery”:
person 1: dude, what are you doing! stop fooling around!
person 2: you mean stop my smitchery!
person 3: yeah knock off that smitchery!
that little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.
the librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.
social media b-tch. not responding timely or appropriately to social media posts.
omg she is such a smitch. wouldnt respond to my facebook post but liked my boyfriend’s status.
my bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab c-cktail at the new trendy bar.
n : a tiny or scarcely detectable amount syn: smidge, shred, scintilla, whit, iota, t-ttle, smidgen, smidgeon, smidgin
“would you like cheese on that?”
“yes please, but just a smitch.”
a term of endearment. originally from the new york slang meaning ladies’ genital area, now (rhyming with b-tch), it is a term of endearment for one’s own ‘b-tch’
hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?
a word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pr-nounceable, but non-english word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. the more hilarious the better.
john: let’s play smitch.
jared: okay. i’ll start… “fliff!”
john: a mosquito flying into a candle flame.
jared: good one.
john: “kloink!”
jared: someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude’s helmet.
john: ha ha ha! yeah… “kloink!”
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