Smith College

smith is a women’s college in northampton, ma. one of the highest-ranked colleges in the nation, and a member of the “seven sisters,” the colleges that were the women’s counterpart to the ivy leagues (before they admitted women). known for its all-around academic excellence as well as its beautiful campus, smith works you hard, but it’s worth it. its students, also known as “smithies,” are sought out after graduation.
smith college: a tradition of women in exciting positions
a women’s college in northampton, m-ssachusetts. no other women’s college can compare to it; mount holyoke college and wellesley college may disagree, but their indignation is futile. smith has a reputation for being full of lesbians; in reality it is only half full of lesbians. these lesbians are frequently found playing rugby or partic-p-ting in crew. a large majority of the straight girls on campus had no idea that there were no men on campus when they applied. students and alumni of smith college are referred to as “smithies,” and even if you don’t like that when you first come to school, you get used to it. instead of having freshmen, smith college has “first-years” to avoid being gender-specific, and one of its cl-ss deans is named tom riddell, leading many people to believe that smith is, in fact, hogwarts.
just because i go to smith college, that does not make me a man-hating lesbian. i was one of those regardless.
smith college is not a girls school with men it is a women’s college without boys.
smithies are the most successful women in the universe.
smith college, located in northampton, m-ssachusetts, is the largest women’s college in the united states. it is a private, non-denominational liberal arts college and one of the seven sisters. smith is also a member of the five colleges consortium, which allows its students to attend cl-sses at four other pioneer valley inst-tutions: mount holyoke college, amherst college, hampshire college, and the university of m-ssachusetts amherst.

notable facts:
kurt vonnegut and sylva plath were part of the faculty at smith college.
smith college is the first and only women’s college in the united states to grant its own undergraduate degrees in engineering.
smith has an endowment of over one billion dollars.

notable alumnae:
harriet boyd-hawes
otelia cromwell
margaret mitch-ll
anne morrow lindbergh
julia mcwilliams child
madeleine l’engle
betty friedan
nancy reagan
barbara bush
sylvia plath
gloria steinem
mary mcpherson
julie nixon eisenhower
tammy baldwin
i was rejected by smith college.
for the most part, they are agressive lesbians. some aren’t actually gay though.
you got a resume from a smith college grad? she’s probably a sociopathic lez with a boyfriend.