Smliff


wh-r-, sk-nk, psychotic, a crazy loser that sleeps with everyone
yo, danny got in a fight with this smliff last night.

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    someone who p-sses a joint with their pinkie extended politely. 1: dog, smoking with samantha is like toking with the queen of england. 2: yeah, she smokes socially.

  • taking a divot

    with the man on top and the woman’s ankles in the air, just as you are about to c-m, yell “fore” and yank out a chunk of your ladies pubic hair. my woman calls me tiger woods, because i’m always taking a divot!

  • Tittipeeny

    a single large nipple in the middle of the chest area, can lactate only under serious stimulation and smells like mangos on close aromatic inspection. often mistaken for a third nipple. d-ck: cor, check her t-ts outs!! harry: f-ck her t-ts, check her t-ttipeeny out!! bill: haha you’ve got a third nipple. ben: its not […]

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    the word ‘t-ttycavern’ is mostly used when describing the cleavage of a women’s br–sts. ‘whoah, did you guys see that girls t-ttycavern?’ ‘mmmm.. i sure love to explore those t-ttycaverns’

  • tkaudjmiadtch

    the formal and enlightened p-ssing of the lighter from comrade to ally to ensure the security of the omnipresent. ->all forms must comply by only using the back of the hand ->any contact external to the hand and lighter will const-tute an asterisk, not to be counted for series p-ssing ->one drink is required of […]


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