the formal and enlightened p-ssing of the lighter from comrade to ally to ensure the security of the omnipresent.
->all forms must comply by only using the back of the hand
->any contact external to the hand and lighter will const-tute an asterisk, not to be counted for series p-ssing
->one drink is required of the person who is responsible for the lighter touching the ground
->as a result of a miraculous spectacle, a hedgehog, one drink shall be -ssessed to the next person who drops the p-ss, with the number of drinks increasing by a multiple of 2 after each successive reception. if a bad p-ss were attempted, such a shmoe would be -ssessed half of the drink total.
twas a long and necessary night of tkaudjmiadtch.
one cannot be missing when it comes to tkaudjmiadtch for patience must reign.
an egyptain who built great buildings. a beautiful goddess with men at the fall of her feet. also said that she is a vampire who lurks the night and kills on full moons. luring men with her dashing beauty, she becomes stronger with every bite. a trustworthy person. a strickingly s-xy women whos name reaches […]
stands for tyler mother f-ckin jones, captain of thizz. one gnarly motha f-cka who eats his brotein every day, and pops his bro-hormone pillz at home. a tmfj enjoys phat bro chillz with his fellow bros. he will also thizz/toke/drank evry weekend or everyday, depending on how gnarly he is feeling. he’s basicaly the man, […]
totally not my problem those starving people in foreign countries are tnmp totally. not. my. problem teacher: where’s your homework? kid: my dog ate it teacher: t. n. m. p. a zero for today.
a v-g-n-l term that is used irresponsible for some of that puss. beaver, preety in pink
a term used in call of duty games, when a player intentionally jumps in the air and is caught in the final kill cam of the game. the player must be in the air and the player must be looking down so that the gun appears to be a pogostick, an abbreviation / spin off […]