smodka


smirnoff double blacks.

generally used as a primer before going out, but can also be used at house parties as a staple drink.
causes the drinker to become deliriously happy and affectionate, as opposed to miserable and violent.
p-ss me some smodka!

holy cr-p, i have to get smashed for less than $20. six-pack smodka it is!

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