SMOF
n. – an abbreviation for secret masters of fandom, usually used in the science-fiction community. it can apply jokingly to the idea there is a secret ‘conspiracy’ group controlling the m-sses of a fandom, or it can simply refer to the “unsung” types who organize conventions.
if you enjoyed this bi-mon sci-fi con, you ought to thank the smofs who put it all together.
suck me off f-ggot
facebook chat.
guy 1: i h8 you i don’t even know why anyone likes you.
guy 2: smof
sniffing my own fart…
to smell my own -n-l emissions…. and enjoy! mmmmmmmm!
i was round at my friend’s house i let one go… i smelt it… and thought “wow that is sweet mmmmmmm!”
unfortunately upon witnessing me smof no one else agreed with me!
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