smoke free campus
one of the lower rings of h-ll. a community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.
smoker #1 -flicks bic-
smoker #2 dude no…
smoker #1 why not? your smoking…?
smoker #2 yeah, but i glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like im just drinking really really hot coffee.
smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 f-ck this smoke free campus
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