smonversation
a fake conversation, usually pertaining to lavender-scented shampoo and voice-overs
why does justin smell like danny’s lavender shampoo, danny thought.
it’s because he used danny’s shampoo, justin thought.
they had had a conversation about this, danny thought.
he remember that conversation and it’s the exact reason he did it, justin thought.
conversation, smonversation, danny thought
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