smooke
verb ~ smooking, smooked
to brag in a very direct manner about your accomplishments.
noun ~ smooke
one who brags about his or her accomplishments to audience that doesn’t really care.
verb ~ “i unfollowed john doe on facebook because i grew tired of his constant smooking.”
noun ~ “dude, you need to stop being such a smooke. no one wants to hear about your 500 batting average in bar league softball.”
a new way of regarding the inhalation of cigarette fumes, another way of indicating worthiness to either smoke cigarettes or coolness in general.
i have come to the conclusion that my mom thinks i smooke. she was missing her cigs when she asked me if i took them but i said i didn’t. she found them in her pocket later but today she randomly comes up to me and sniffs me! i said i don’t smooke but she wouldn’t listen! i am now grounded! why, g-d, why?
d-mn, you ain’t smooke, bizznatch!
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