the verb of a soft object interacting with air or another surface. usually a males reproductive organ.
the limp p-n-s shlooped over the women’s head.
the melting ice-cream shlooped down the display gl-ss.
don’t look if my shlong shloops out of my underwear
used when something is either missing, or out of the ordinary. can be used as a noun, verb, and adjective. most commonly referred to by bernard jain and joey fuschetti. also used to refer to a lap around the track.
dang it, he shlooped my planner.
go run a shloop!
what the shloop?
a word invented and popularized in st. louis that can be used as a both a verb and an interjection. as a verb, shloop is used to describe a motion or an action, such as replacing “run” in the sentance “i will shloop to the grocery store this afternoon,” and replacing “skied” in the sentence “i just shlooped down the moutainside for the third time today.” as an interjection, shloop is used to exclaim pride and happiness, much like shouting “yes!” or “score!” after accomplish a difficult feat like scoring a touchdown or winning a lottery.
“i will shloop to the grocery store this afternoon”
“i just shlooped down the moutainside for the third time today.”
what you are doing right now if you are trying to figure out what the word shloop means. i mean really, is the urban dictionary the best place to learn the meaning of a word!?
you are shlooping your time & intelligence by reading this right now!
you should shloop back to what you were doing and stop looking up the word shloop!
don’t you have anything better to do than to shloop your time reading this?
why are you still reading this? you are totally shlooping your time. go play wii.
adj: cool, hip, happenin’, outta control, radical, knarley, out there
that’s soo shloop!
“i think you’re really shloop!”
the act of laying down or resting when one is tired but doesn’t necessarily want to sleep, but most likely will when resting. chilling with a high possibility of sleeping.
person 1: man i’m so tired, but i don’t want to sleep!
person 2: just shloop!
person 1: what is shloop???!!
person 2: you know, when you are really tied, but don’t wanna sleep? you just rest and eventually end up sleeping later!
person 1: okay.. i’ll shloop!
1.a subsitution for any word that cant be recalled off hand. often used to describe something difficult to describe.
variations: shloobada, boda-shloop, shloobidy, shloopinski,shloopter, and shloopin
we went to the shloop with shloopinski and even though she was a shloobity shloopter she paid for the shloobada. boda-shloop!
to pull a shem is to fake a suicide attempt on social media, thus causing a lot of ruckus in attempt to contact with the individual using the police or that persons legal guardians. person one: sh-t dude, i think that jenkins is going to take his own life tonight! person two: nah dude, he’s […]
- teddy larcom
a guy who is super hot, nice, sweet, rich, well-dressed, well-groomed, and good in bed. his only problem is the fact that he c-ms unimaginably fast. “i met this amazing guy last night. i thought he was the one but it turns out he’s a real teddy larcom!”
the lost art of telepathically entering a woman’s v-g-n-l region, and getting her wet enough to enter for real. if your single right now, you need to learn telecoitus! s-xting, phone s-x, cybers-x, sending dirty pictures, or any form of s-xual expression facilitated by modern technology. my girlfriend lives 450 miles away, so we’re mostly […]
tld-tslm: (an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as tldtslm) acronym meaning – treat’em like dirt, they stick like mud. this refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy. guy 1: dude, i’ve been ignoring her calls all week, but she just keeps on calling and sending pathetic […]
italian slang word for “n-gg-r”. it really means “burnt chestnut” “look! those tootsoons just robbed that old white lady, f-ckin animals”