smooshing
when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery w-ng that you smoosh into her sn-tch
i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn’t at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.
the lesbian s-xual act of tribadism, where in two women “smoosh p-ss-es”
“no, i think i saw it on the tv late at night like a year ago. they were definitely f-ckin’ smooshing.”
“i don’t think smooshing’s even a word.”
“well that’s what they f-ckin’ called it! they looked all happy and sh-t, too. smooshing.”
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