my mom, apparently.
khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.
something beyond amazing but unexplainable that is armandomazing art
that naked feeling you have when you inadvertently leave your cellphone home and find yourself adrift in the digital world omg! i’ve got decellulitis — my phone is sitting on the charger next to my bed and i’m lost without it.
- has no shame
somebody with high self confidence and doesn’t care what the world thinks of them. bree: -starts dancing in public- sally: omg bree can stop it. people are staring bree: i don’t give two flying t-rds. sally: -mutters to herself- she has no shame!
- egg roll maneuver
the process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one’s self pleasuring. ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.
watching several episodes of a tv show in a row on netflix. this can be done over several days or hours. i am powernetflixing through all the seasons of friends this month, it’s going to be epic.