Smoothe Boy
1) in essence a metros-xual. one who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) a gay man feigning heteros-xuality.
3) a man/boy who sags his pants below him -ss.
4) an emo male.
5) any male lead on vampire diaries.
‘e’ from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. michael bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.
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