smorgasbord Catholicism
pickin the catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don’t. generally frowned upon by the church.
ben doverman accepts that g-d will forgive him for anything through reconciliation, but doesn’t believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord catholicism.
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