texas hot plate
step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation
that was an awesome texas hot plate
a texas hotplate is when you wrap a woman or man’s chest in suran wrap. then you simply squat down over it and sh-t.
man #1: your mom is a freak.
man #2: why
man #1: cuz i gave her -n-l and then she told me to give her a texas hotplate.
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