smtb
suck my t-ts b-tch, or suck my “t-tties” b-tch.
hey enisa, will you get me a drink?
yea, smtb.
super mega total b-tch
wow, i heard she wouldn’t let you explain that you just wanted to tell her something funny, and got all p-ssed, sounds like she had a s.m.t.b. moment eh?
smtb is an abbreviation for the commen phrase suck my t-tty b-tch. frequently used as an insult or threat, it can be used to demand one’s partner to suck thy’s t-tty.
michael you’re such a d-ld-, smtb!
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