smudgie
a smudgie is when you freeze a length of your sh-t, and use it as a d-ld- on a girl.
wouldn’t it melt i hear you say? that’s the smudgie part.
i’ve got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.
schoolboy slang (especially boarding schools in australia): the act of wiping one’s spread bare -rs- and “brown eye” on someone or something, thereby leaving a smudge.
in that last rumble, not only did i get dacked, but hargraves also smudgied my nose.
a frozen desert or snack consisting of a mix of banana and peanut b-tter, sandwiched between two graham crackers.
let’s make smudgies for the picnic.
the act of putting your foot against the fence and raking downward over a hole that a dog has it’s nose in.
what you can do to quiet your neighbor’s annoying,barking dog.
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generally f-cked up, act of being smashed, broken,and or battered, recieving a beatdown, feeling after consuming large amounts of alcohol. misconstruded command heard on psone c&c. “moose got smuledged in dg.” “that deer got smuledged by that rifle.”
- smurf batter
(noun) man jazz, -j-c-l-t-, man juice, c-m, nut amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle’s, alex’s, steve’s, scott’s, mark’s, david’s and tyrone’s smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.
- smurf pump
when you m-st-rb-t- so hard that your p-n-s turns blue “oi, gary. after you left yesterday i had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home”
- smurping
when you a really high from smoking weed and you burp but smoke comes out. “did you just see the teacher smurping in that students face??”
- smut peddler
one who gives p-rn to people larry flynt is a sm-t peddler!