smurd
the bottom feeder of society. often r-t-rded looking and terrible at life. the most distinct attribute of a smurd is extreme shystyness
jay: yo caleb buy me cigarettes with ur fake i.d. heres the money.
caleb: here dawde…you owe me a quarter…and lemme get a square.
jay: smurd!
caleb: fwwhat are u talkin about dawde?
the combination of smelly, and t-rd.
1-is screamed by your mates when finding a rancid, stinking toilet.
2-is also often screamed at you through the door when you’re taking too long, in antic-p-tion of said smelly turn you are probably doing.
(door closes)……. smurd!!!!!
thee midginess load left in ones hair, after blowing a little person.
“oh my god becky, i wont ever date a midget again. it took me two hours to get that smurd out of my hair”.
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