Smurfberry Pancake
the act of making a pancake with blueberries and raspberries, then inserting the folded pancake into a woman’s v-g-n- and proceeding to insert a male’s p-n-s into the pancake inside the v-g-n-.
i wanna give you a smurfberry pancake so bad right now!
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